A Kiss May Not Be The Truth,

I Opened The Show With This Line: "i Have Decided To Give The Greatest Performance Of My Life! Oh, Wait, Sorry, That's Tomorrow Night.

A Joke That Works Is Complete Knowledge In A Nanosecond.

Chaos In The Midst Of Chaos Isn't Funny, But Chaos In The Midst Of Order Is.

I Believe In Equality. Equality For Everybody. No Matter How Stupid They Are Or How Superior I Am To Them.

...the Divided World Of Aspen, Where Locals With A Sense Of Entitlement Were Pitted Against Developers With A Sense Of Condominiums.