A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom

They Say The Camera Never Lies. It Lies Every Day.

I Had To Keep From Laughing When A Male Relative Of Mine Became Concerned About How Often I Danced.

Valentino Was Apparently Gay Or Bisexual. And His Two Lesbian Wives. But Without Any Question, He Had Sex With Men. From Choice. So He Was One Or The Other.

I Thought It Was Very Humanitarian Of Sean Penn And Madonna To Marry Each Other. That Way, They Make Only Two People Miserable Instead Of Four.

I Should Only Have Been As Lucky As Valentino, In The Movies - I Didnt Have To Be A Gigolo. In Real Life.