A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom

I Was Out Dancing With One Actress Or Another. And That Got Press. Even When It Didn't, The Whole Town Knew I Was A Dancing Fool, And Since I Couldn't Very Well Dance With A Man, They Saw Me Dancing With A Lady, And They Assumed The Rest.

Everybody In Hollywood Was In Around The World In 80 Days. If You Weren't, You Left Town And Made Up An Excuse.

A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom Away!

We Latins Make Splendid Lovers And Splendid Older Men.

When Someone's Acting For A Scene, They Can Fool The Camera. But In Everyday Life, Unless You're Watching And Censoring Yourself Every Minute, Or Spending All Your Time In The Company Of Ladies, What You Feel Is Bound To Show In Your Eyes.