A High-brow Is Someone Who Looks At

Men Who Would Face Torture Without A Word Become Blasphemous At The Short Fourteenth. It Is Clear That The Game Of Golf May Well Be Included In That Category Of Intolerable Provocations Which May Legally Excuse Or Mitigate Behaviour Not Otherwise Excusable.

Harriet, Hi! Light Of My Eye! Come To The Pictures And Have A Good Cry, For It's Jolly Old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night!

Let's Find Out What Everyone Is Doing, And Then Stop Everyone From Doing It.

A High-brow Is Someone Who Looks At A Sausage And Thinks Of Picasso.

The Rain Is Plentious But, By God's Decree, Only A Third Is Meant For You And Me; Two-thirds Are Taken By The Growing Things Or Vanish Heavenward On Vapour's Wings: Nor Does It Mathematically Fall With Social Equity On One And All. The Population's Habit Is To Grow In Every Region Where The Water's Low: Nature Is Blamed For Failings That Are Man's, And Well-run Rivers Have To Change Their Plans.