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What Torture, This Life In Society! Often Someone Is Obliging Enough To Offer Me A Light, And In Order To Oblige Him I Have To Fish A Cigarette Out Of My Pocket.

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I Trim My Opponents To Fit My Arrows.

If Someone Calls Me Vain And Mean, I Know That He Trusts Me And Has Something To Confess To Me.

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