A Good Motto To Live By: "always

Why Are A 'wise Man' And A 'wiseguy' Opposites?

Put Two Things Together Which Have Never Been Put Together Before, And Some Schmuck Will Buy It.

Cancer Research Is A Growth Industry.

Heart Disease Has Changed My Eating Habits, But I Still Cook Bacon For The Smell.

It's The Old American Double Standard, Ya Know: Say One Thing, Do Somethin' Different. And Of Course This Country Is Founded On The Double Standard. That's Our History. We Were Founded On A Very Basic Double Standard: This Country Was Founded By Slave Owners Who Wanted To Be Free.