A Girl Can Dazzle - Just Naturally!

I Don't Want To Be Known As The Hilton Heiress, Because I Didn't Do Anything For That.

Some Girls Are Just Born With Glitter In Their Veins.

I Would Be So Scared If I Was A Gay Guy...you'll, Like, Die Of Aids.

If I Was A President I Want To Put An End To Only Large Financial Contributors, Lobbyists, Inside-the-beltway Fat Cats, And Corporate Bigwigs Getting To Sleep In The Lincoln Bedroom. I Will Keep That Room Open Only For People For Whom It Is Too Late To Drive After Attending One Of My Secret-underground-bunker-after-hours Parties.

[when A John Mccain Political Campaign Video That Used Her Image] That Wrinkly White-haired Guy Used Me In His Campaign Ad, Which Means I'm Running For President. So Thanks For The Endorsement White-haired Dude, And I Want America To Know I'm Like, Totally Ready To Lead.