Some Girls Are Just Born With Glitter

My Advice To Sarah Palin Is, You've Got A Hot Bod; Don't Keep It To Yourself. Why Wear A Pantsuit When You Can Wear A Swimsuit?

I'd Rather Not Do Anything. Guys Want You More When You Don't. Young Girls Should Know That.

I Can't Stand Black Guys. I Would Never Touch One. It's Gross.

Every Woman Should Have Four Pets In Her Life. A Mink In Her Closet, A Jaguar In Her Garage, A Tiger In Her Bed, And A Jackass Who Pays For Everything.

I'm Blonde And Tanned And Normal-sized! I'm Sweet, Shy, Funny, Have A Big Heart And I'm Nice - And I Like To Eat.