A Friend Never Defends A Husband Who

Know The Difference Between Success And Fame. Success Is Mother Teresa. Fame Is Madonna.

Maybe Age Is Kinder To Us Than We Think. With My Bad Eyes, I Can't See How Bad I Look, And With My Rotten Memory, I Have A Good Excuse For Getting Out Of A Lot Of Stuff.

I Take A Very Practical View Of Raising Children. I Put A Sign In Each Of Their Rooms: 'checkout Time Is 18 Years.'

Housework, If It Is Done Properly, Can Cause Brain Damage.

Sometimes I Can't Figure Designers Out. It's As If They Flunked Human Anatomy.