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If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.

A Censor Is An Expert In Cutting Remarks. A Censor Is A Man Who Knows More Than He Thinks You Ought To.

In A Hierarchy Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence ... In Time Every Post Tends To Be Occupied By An Employee Who Is Incompetent To Carry Out Its Duties ... Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

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