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One Pretty Woman Means Fun At The Dance. Two Pretty Women Means Trouble In The House. Three Pretty Women Means Run At The Hills.

Almost Dead Yesterday, Maybe Dead Tomorrow, But Alive, Gloriously Alive, Today. -- Mat Cauthon

Only A Battle Lost Is Sadder Than A Battle Won.

Never Prod At A Woman Unless You Must. She Will Kill You Faster Than A Man And For Less Reason, Even If She Weeps Over It After.

Men Always Believe They Are In Control Of Everything Around Them. When They Find Out They Are Not, They Think They Have Failed, Instead Of Learning A Simple Truth Women Already Know.