A Fitting Room To Me Has Always

A Friend Never Defends A Husband Who Gets His Wife An Electric Skillet For Her Birthday.

Laugh Now, Cry Later.

With Boys, You Always Know Where You Stand. Right In The Path Of A Hurricane.

Everyone Is Guilty At One Time Or Another Of Throwing Out Questions That Beg To Be Ignored, But Mothers Seem To Have A Market On The Supply. "do You Want A Spanking Or Do You Want To Go To Bed?" Don't You Want To Save Some Of The Pizza For Your Brother?" Wasn't There Any Change?

You Become About As Exciting As Your Food Blender. The Kids Come In, Look You In The Eye, And Ask If Anybody's Home.