I Was Too Old For A Paper

Housework, If It Is Done Properly, Can Cause Brain Damage.

There Is Only One Thing Harder In This World Than Forgiving. It's To Ask Forgiveness Armed Only With, 'i'm Sorry'.

I Have A Theory About The Human Mind. A Brain Is A Lot Like A Computer. It Will Only Take So Many Facts, And Then It Will Go On Overload And Blow Up.

It's Frightening To Wake Up One Morning And Discover That While You Were Asleep You Went Out Of Style.

I Got So Much Food Spit Back In My Face When My Kids Were Small, I Put Windshield Wipers On My Glasses.