A Fine Genius In His Own Country

Marriage Is The Most Natural State Of Man, And Therefore The State In Which One Is Most Likely To Find Solid Happiness.

Some Of The Domestic Evils Of Drunkenness Are Houses Without Windows, Gardens Without Fences, Fields Without Tillage, Barns Without Roofs, Children Without Clothing, Principles, Morals Or Manners.

For The Best Return On Your Money, Pour Your Purse Into Your Head.

Visit Your Aunt, But Not Every Day; And Call At Your Brother's, But Not Every Night.

Life With Fools Consists In Drinking; With The Wise Man, Living's Thinking.