A Fart Is Just Your Arse Applauding.

A Fart Is Just Your Arse Applauding.

If You Haven't Heard A Good Rumour By 11:00am, Start One.

So, Have You Heard About The Oyster Who Went To A Disco And Pulled A Mussel?

When You're Eating Something And Someone Asks 'is That Nice?' No It's Really Revolting - I Always Eat Stuff I Hate.

Don't Work Out, Work In.