A Drama Critic Is A Man Who

Progress Is Impossible Without Change; And Those Who Cannot Change Their Minds Cannot Change Anything.

Democracy Is A Word All Public Men Use And None Understand.

Civilization Is A Disease Produced By The Practice Of Building Societies With Rotten Material.

A Dinner! How Horrible! I Am To Be Made The Pretext For Killing All Those Wretched Animals And Birds, And Fish! Thank You For Nothing. Now If It Were To Be A Fast Instead Of A Feast; Say A Solemn Three Days' Abstention From Corpses In My Honour, I Could At Least Pretend To Believe That It Was Disinterested. Blood Sacrifices Are Not In My Line

The English Are Not A Very Spiritual People, So They Invented Cricket To Give Them Some Idea Of Eternity.