A Dollar Saved Is A Quarter Earned.

A University Is A Reading And Discussion Club. If Students Knew How To Use The Library, They Wouldn't Need The Rest Of The Buildings. The Faculty's Job, In Great Part, Is To Teach Students How To Use A Library In A Living Way. All A Student Should Really Need Is Access To The Library And A Place To Sleep.

The Public Library Is The Most Dangerous Place In Town

The Thing About Cats, As You May Find, Is That No One Knows What They Have In Mind.

There's Nothing Wrong With Sobriety In Moderation.

Modern Art Is What Happens When Painters Stop Looking At Girls And Persuade Themselves That They Have A Better Idea.