There's Nothing Wrong With Sobriety In Moderation.

Every Game Ever Invented By Mankind, Is A Way Of Making Things Hard For The Fun Of It!

Gentility Is What Is Left Over From Rich Ancestors After The Money Is Gone.

At The Next Vacancy For God, If I Am Elected, I Shall Forgive Last The Delicately Wounded Who, Having Been Slugged No Harder Than Anyone Else, Never Got Up Again, Neither To Fight Back, Nor To Finger Their Jaws In Painful Admiration.

The Public Library Is The Most Dangerous Place In Town

The Day Will Happen Whether Or Not You Get Up.