A Crown Is Merely A Hat That

It Is Disgusting To Notice The Increase In The Quantity Of Coffee Used By My Subjects, And The Amount Of Money That Goes Out Of The Country As A Consequence. Everybody Is Using Coffee; This Must Be Prevented. His Majesty Was Brought Up On Beer, And So Were Both His Ancestors And Officers. Many Battles Have Been Fought And Won By Soldiers Nourished On Beer, And The King Does Not Believe That Coffee-drinking Soldiers Can Be Relied Upon To Endure Hardships In Case Of Another War.

A Crown Is Merely A Hat That Lets The Rain In.

If I Wished To Punish A Province, I Would Have It Governed By Philosophers.

Little Minds Try To Defend Everything At Once, But Sensible People Look At The Main Point Only; They Parry The Worst Blows And Stand A Little Hurt If Thereby They Avoid A Greater One. If You Try To Hold Everything, You Hold Nothing.

The Greatest And Noblest Pleasure Which We Have In This World Is To Discover New Truths, And The Next Is To Shake Off Old Prejudices.