A Comedian's Body Is Funny As Well

Any Fool Knows That Bravado Is Always A Cover-up For Insecurity. That's The Truth. And On That Note, I'll Say Goodnight. God Love You.

Who Am I That I Have To Sing Under An Umbrella? These People Are My Fans, And If They Can Stand In The Rain To Hear Me Sing, I Can Stand In The Rain.

There Are Certain Times I Don't Want My Picture Taken. If My Wife's Stepping Out Of A Car And It Looks Like It's Going To Come Out An Indecent Picture, Don't I Have A Right To Object?

Conceit Is Thinking You're Great; Egotism Is Knowing It.

I Have Worked With A Great Many Comedians As Opposed To Comics, Although I Have Worked With Comics As Well, I Make The Distinction.