A Burrito Is A Sleeping Bag For

I Would Imagine That If You Could Understand Morse Code, A Tap Dancer Would Drive You Crazy.

Yeah, I'm Not Into Sports. If Someone Told Me I Had Athlete's Foot, I'd Say That's Not My Foot!

I'm Against Picketing, But I Don't Know How To Show It.

If 13 Is Unlucky, Then 12 And 14 Are Guilty By Association.

I Think Pringles Initial Intention Was To Make Tennis Balls. But On The Day That The Rubber Was Supposed To Show Up, A Big Truckload Of Potatoes Arrived. But Pringles Is A Laid Back Company. They Said, "screw It. Cut 'em Up!"