A Burrito Is A Sleeping Bag For

I Have An Underwater Camera Just In Case I Crash My Car Into A River, And At The Last Minute I See A Photo Opportunity Of A Fish That I Have Never Seen.

I've Got A Wallet, It's Orange. In Case I Wanna Buy A Deer. That Doesn't Make Any Sense At All.

I Would Imagine That If You Could Understand Morse Code, A Tap Dancer Would Drive You Crazy.

2-in-1 Is A Stupid Term, Because 1 Is Not Big Enough To Hold 2. That's Why 2 Was Created.

I'm Into Carpooling, Because Sometimes My Car Gets Hot And Needs To Refresh Itself.