I Would Imagine That If You Could

I Don't Get The Regular Aids Test Anymore. I Get The Roundabout Aids Test. I Ask My Friend Brian, "do You Know Anybody Who Has Aids?". He Says, "no". I Say, "cool, Because You Know Me."

Alcoholism Is A Disease, But It's The Only One You Can Get Yelled At For Having. Goddamn It Otto, You Are An Alcoholic. Goddamn It Otto, You Have Lupus... One Of Those Two Doesn't Sound Right.

Alcoholism Is The Only Disease That You Can Get Yelled At For Having.

No, I Was Just Good At Holding Ice Cream Cones.

Come On 'long Prosperous Life!'