You've Probably Noticed Already That I'm Dressed

Omg! Is This True? [marcus Bachmann] Has A Christian Clinic Where He De-programs Gay Boys & Girls! I'm Gonna Strangle Him With My Boa!

Someone Once Said "the Only Thing That Will Be Left After A Nuclear Holocaust Is Cher And Cockroaches." I Think That's Funny, Because, You Know, I Am A Survivor. If I Am Anything, That's What I Am.

Searching For A Boy In High School Is As Useless As Searching For Meaning In A Pauly Shore Movie.

Christian Said He'd Call The Next Day, But In Boy Time That Meant Thursday.

Do You Believe In Life After Love?