You've Got Balls Inviting Me Here.

I'm A Five-seasons Griller! Did You Know I Added A New Season? Living In Cali, I'm Cooking In The Yard All The Time. I Don't Care What The Weather Is Like. My Hair Is Impervious To Any Kind Of Dampness, So I Don't Have Too Much To Worry About.

Short Of Screaming-hot Thai Food, Everything Can Be Suitable For Kids Too.

I Was Always A Kid Trying To Make A Buck. I Borrowed A Dollar From My Dad, Went To The Penny Candy Store, Bought A Dollar's Worth Of Candy, Set Up My Booth, And Sold Candy For Five Cents Apiece. Ate Half My Inventory, Made $2.50, Gave My Dad Back His Dollar.

Lots Of People Make Fun Of Me, But The Truth Is I'm Just A Man. I Like Food, I Like People, And I Like Making People Happy With Food. I Have A Wife; I Have Two Sons. I Love Them More Than Anything. Sure, My Tv Personality Might Not Be For Everyone, But That's Okay. I Just Want To Live My Life. Please, Leave Me In Peace. I Am A Man. I Have Dignity. I Am A Man.

You've Got Balls Inviting Me Here.