You've Been Nipping At Cook's Wine!!

Alan, You Seem To Think We Won't Like You Unless You Do Things Just Like Everyone Else. Have You Ever Thought We Might Like You Because You're Different?

A Good Friend Will Help You Up When You Fall. A Best Friend Will Laugh And Try To Trip You Again. - I'm Not Sure

She Would Have Kissed Him, If She Kissed Stupid Men.

Why Do I Get The Feeling That If You Give Me A Hard Time, I'll Tell All Of Our Year-mates Your Family Nickname Is Meathead?

Never Break A Promise To An Animal. They're Like Babies—they Won't Understand.