You're Making Sense, Old Man, A Sense

When We First Broke Into That Forbidden Box In The Other Dimension, We Knew We Had Discovered Something As Surprising And Powerful As The New World When Columbus Came Stumbling Onto It.

If You're A Conservative, Why Aren't You Behind Conserving The Land?

Man, When You Lose Your Laugh You Lose Your Footing.

I Lay In Bed The Night Before The Fishing Trip And Thought It Over, About My Being Deaf, About The Years Of Not Letting On I Heard What Was Said, And I Wonder If I Can Ever Act Any Other Way Again. But I Remembered One Thing: It Wasn't Me That Started Acting Deaf; It Was People That First Started Acting Like I Was Too Dumb To Hear Or See Or Say Anything At All.

The Trouble With Super Heroes Is What To Do Between Phone Booths.