You're Just Too Poor To Get Rich.

Television Is Full Of Fictional And Real Violence That's Turned Into Entertainment. It's An Interesting Phenomena And I Tried To Put It In Perspective And Tried To Think Through A Few Of The Real Questions That This Sometimes Unseemly Business Raises.

I Have Always Been Much Better At Asking Questions Than Knowing What The Answers Were.

Let's Try To Find Ten Good Things To Say About Albert Belle: 10. So Far As We Know, He's Never Killed Anyone. 9. He Is Handsome, And Built Like A God. 8. He Played Every Game. 7. He Has Never Appeared On The Jerry Springer Show. 6. He Was An Underrated Base Runner Who Was Rarely Caught Stealing. 5. He Hasn't Been Arrested In Several Years. 4. He Is Very Bright. 3. He Works Hard. 2. He Has Never Spoken Favorably About Adolf Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Or Any Other Foreign Madman. 1. The Man Could Hit.

A Chart Of Numbers That Would Put An Actuary To Sleep Can Be Made To Dance If You Put It On One Side Of A Card And Bombo Rivera's Picture On The Other.

I Tried Not To Write About The O.j. Simpson Case Too Much Because So Much Has Already Been Said About It, But There Are A Lot Of Questions Left Worth Asking. However, The Case Is Very Useful To Illustrate Other Points. The Case Is A Common Reference Point Because Everybody Knows The Ins And Outs Of It, More Than Any Other Case In This Generation, So It Becomes Useful To Reference Other Points. In Itself, There Aren't That Many Questions About It That Remain Unanswered.