You're Excuses Are So Lame They're Limping.

A Good Story's Like A Door, And You Can Go Through It Whenever You Need To. After You've Read It Or Seen It Or Heard It, You Can Still Go Back Through It. Once It's Yours, It's Always Yours.

I Had The Blood And Fire Rule When My Boys Were Young. You Know, Unless It's Blood Or Fire, Don't Bother Me.

Life Is Never As Long As We Want It To Be, And Wasted Time Can Never Be Recovered.

If You Can't Dance On It, It Isn't Coffee.

Love Is Very Funny Business. And Sex - Well, Let's Face It, Sex Is Hysterical.