You're Born, You Die. Everything In Between

Lesbianism Has Always Seemed To Me An Extremely Inventive Response To A Shortage Of Men, But Otherwise Not Worth The Trouble.

I'm Not One Of Those People Who Think You Should Go Grey And That There Is Some Virtue In Looking Wrinkly If You Don't Feel Like It. If You Do, Great. If You Don't, Just My Only Caution Is Watch Out. There Are A Huge Number Of Wrinkle Creams That Do Nothing For You.

So, Twice A Week, I Go To A Beauty Salon And Have My Hair Blown Dry. It’s Cheaper By Far Than Psychoanalysis, And Much More Uplifting.

In A Socialist Country You Can Get Rich By Providing Necessities, While In A Capitalist Country You Can Get Rich By Providing Luxuries.

As Far As The Men Who Are Running For President Are Concerned, They Aren't Even People I Would Date.