Your Wits Make Others Witty.

Happiness And Unhappiness Are In The Heart And Spirit Of Each One Of Us: If You Feel Unhappy, Then Place Yourself Above That And Act So That Your Happiness Does Not Get To Be Dependent On Anything.

Any Man Who Doesn't Partake In Cigar Smoking Is Nothing More Than A Weak-willed, Meandering Oaf, And I Would Never Put My Lips To Those Of Any Creature, Man Or Beast, Whose Lips Were Not Fresh Awash In The Currents Of Cigar Smoke.'

The More A Man Knows, The More He Forgives.

You Must Be Gay; Only Thus Can Life Be Endured. I Speak From Experience For I Have Had To Endure Much, And Have Only Been Able To Endure It Because I Have Always Laughed Whenever I Had The Chance.

I Like To Praise And Reward Loudly, To Blame Quietly.