Your Skin Starts Itching Once You Buy

I Like Music That's More Offensive. I Like It To Sound Like Nails On A Blackboard, Get Me Wild.

My Parents Wanted To Light My Artistic Candle. But Over Time, The Definition Of 'the Arts' Began To Stretch. And As I Got Older, They Suddenly Realized, Oh, My God, We're The Parents Of Iggy Pop.

Onstage I've Been Hit By A Grapefruit, Beercans, Eggs, Spit, Money, Cigarette Butts, Mandies, Quaaludes, Joints, Bras, Panties, And A Fist.

Nobody Understands Me, I'm Really Sensitive.

When I Get Up In The Morning, I Stay Nude For Three Or Four Hours. If I Really Feel Like Getting Formal, I'll Put On Board Shorts.