Your Mother Was A Hamster And You

High Creativity Is Responding To Situations Without Critical Thought.

If You Are Leaping A Ravine, The Moment Of Takeoff Is A Bad Time For Considering Alternative Strategies... Do It In The 'closed' Mode. But The Moment The Action Is Over, Try To Return To The 'open' Mode... Because In That Mode We Are The Most Aware, Most Receptive, Most Creative, And Therefore At Our Most Intelligent.

If You Want To Know Who Your Friends Are, Have A Major Failure.

Comedy Always Works Best When It Is Mean-spirited.

Come To Me. I Want To Plow You Like A Calgary Driveway At Christmas.