Your Initiations Are Worthwhile.

Start With A 'yes', And See Where That Takes You.

Either Way, Everything Will Be Fine. But If You Have An Opinion, Please Feel Free To Offer It To Me Through The Gap In The Door Of A Public Restroom. Everyone Else Does.

You're Not In Competition With Other Women. You're In Competition With Everyone.

I Don't Live The Single Life And Never Really Did.

If You Want To Make An Audience Laugh, You Dress A Man Up Like An Old Lady And Push Her Down The Stairs. If You Want To Make Comedy Writers Laugh, You Push An Actual Old Lady Down The Stairs.