Your Heart Is My Piñata.

If A Tree Falls In The Forest And Nobody Is There To Hear It, Doesn't It Just Lie There And Rot?

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You Can't Teach God Anything.

Love Is Bullshit. Emotion Is Bullshit.

Nothing Shows You The Straight Line From Here To Death Like A List.

This Deluded Little Rube Who Really Thought The Future Would Be Any Better. If You Just Worked Hard Enough. If You Just Learned Enough. Ran Fast Enough. Everything Would Turn Out Right, And Your Life Would Amount To Something.