Your Hair Looks Like A Haystack...but I

I Tried, After I Wrote 'twilight,' To Read 'the Historian,' Because It Was The Big Thing That Summer. But I Can't Read Other People's Vampires. If It's Too Close, I Get Upset; If It's Too Far Away, I Get Upset. It Just Makes Me Very Neurotic.

Real. Does That Make Me Imaginary?

My Name Is Jared Howe. I Haven't Spoken To Another Human Being In More Than Two Years, So I'm Sure I Must Seem...a Little Crazy To You.

Love Is Irrational, I Reminded Myself. The More You Loved Someone, The Less Sense Anything Made.

I Wrapped My Arms Around His Neck And Pulled Myself Closer To Him Until My Lips Touched His.