Young People Understand That You Don't Have

There Is More To Me Than My Boobs And My Boyfriends.

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

Sex Makes You Get Real.

You Grow Up And Change Your Look. I Feel Different From How I Did In My Playboy Days. Now I Think I'm In Charge Of Toning Down My Look Or Not.

Men Are Just Like A Book - With A Beginning, Middle And An End.