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I've Had Cats All My Life And Obviously Loved Them, But The Litter Box, And The Having To Always Get A House Sitter, They're Just Too - They're Too Rigid. Cats Are Too Needy Somehow.

It's Long Past Time We Started Focusing On The Solutions That Actually Keep Women Healthy, Instead Of Using Basic Aspects Of Women's Health As A Tool Of Cultural, Moral, And Political Control.

I've Been Doing Old-people Things Since I Was A Child.

Woke Up This Morning To The Incredible News That I Was Nominated For An Emmy, And A Shower Full Of Dog Poop. Apparently My Dog Is So Excited, She Has Explosive Diarrhea. I Truly Could Not Be More Thankful To The Emmy Voters For Including Me In This Brilliant Company Of Extraordinary Women. Now, If You'll Excuse Me, I Have To Go Clean Up An Enormous Amount Of Dog Poop Out Of My Shower. Yay!

I Hate Those People Who Say 'i Don't Own A Television' - I Own One And I Watch It Whenever I Can.