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The Entire Culture Was Organized For People Who Are Happy. People Who Are Miserable Need Reassurance That Other People Are Miserable.

Nobody Tells People Who Are Beginners - And I Really Wish Somebody Had Told This To Me - That All Of Us Who Do Creative Work... Get Into It Because We Have Good Taste.

I Played No Sports Well. Because I Was A Boy In The United States Of America, I Was Forced Into Little League And Played Horrible Little League Baseball, And Played Football And Basketball In School Situations Where I Was Forced To.

When I Say Something Untrue On The Air, I Mean For It To Be Transparently Untrue. I Assume People Know When I'm Just Saying Something For Effect. Or To Be Funny.

You'd Think That Radio Was Around Long Enough That Someone Would Have Coined A Word For Staring Into Space.