You'll Have Pie In The Sky When

Was There Any Human Urge More Pitiful-or More Intense- Than Wanting Another Chance At Something?

Pick A Sin We Can Both Live With, Is What I Ask.

A Pamphlet, No Matter How Good, Is Never Read More Than Once, But A Song Is Learned By Heart And Repeated Over And Over. And I Maintain That If A Person Can Put A Few Common Sense Facts Into A Song And Dress Them Up In A Cloak Of Humor, He Will Succeed In Reaching A Great Number Of Workers Who Are Too Unintelligent Or Too Indifferent To Read.

And He Paddled Away In His Douche Canoe.

You Think You Know Someone. But Mostly You Just Know What You Want To Know.