The Drunken Politician Leaps Upon The Street

I Put One On The Turntable And When The Needle Dropped, I Was Stunned - Didn't Know Whether I Was Stoned Or Straight.

Don't Put My Faith In Nobody, Not Even A Scientist.

Trying To Create A Next World War, He Found A Promoter Who Nearly Fell Off The Floor, He Said I Never Engaged In This Kind Of Thing Before, But Yes I Think It Can Be Very Easily Done.

Well, It's Always Been My Nature To Take Chances My Right Hand Drawing Back While My Left Hand Advances

The Highlight Of My Career? That's Easy, Elvis Recording One Of My Songs.