You'll Be Perfect When You're Dead

I Am Absolutely And Inherently Self-destructive In That I Am Always Making Sure I'm Doing What I Want To Do.

I Always Try To Use My Medium, And If I Get Into A Normal Sitcom-writing Contest With Normal Sitcom Writers, I'm Going To Lose.

I've Never Done Well When I've Been Appreciated. I've Done Best When I'm Targeted For Death.

You Have People Saying Two Things That Seem To Contradict Each Other. One, That We Live In A Golden Age Of Tv. The Other, That Television Is Dying. There's A Reason For That. What We Mean When We Say It's Dying Is That It's Already Way Past Being Fragmented Into Little Chunks. Now It's Being Polarized Into An Aerosol Mist.

I Am A Collaborator With Everyone Who Agrees That I Need To Be In Control. I Happily Collaborate With My Loyalists.