You'll Be Perfect When You're Dead

Storytelling Comes Naturally To Humans, But Since We Live In An Unnatural World, We Sometimes Need A Little Help Doing What We'd Naturally Do.

I Always Try To Use My Medium, And If I Get Into A Normal Sitcom-writing Contest With Normal Sitcom Writers, I'm Going To Lose.

I Say What's In My Head, And I'm On Honest Ground. That Is Worth So Much, And I Think It Does Make My Job, As A Writer, Easier. It Makes It Possible For Me To Give People Stuff That They Like.

What's Important Is Passion, Investment, And People Laughing Out Loud As They Work.

'i Want To Touch People But If I Touch Them In Real Life They'll Slap Me.' That's What Writing Isit's A Gross Person Getting A Hug.