You'll Be Perfect When You're Dead

Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.

The Most Rewarding Part Of Writing For Tv Is - A Year Ago I Would Have Said It's Just Watching It On Tv, It's Just Having Been Done With It And Then Collecting All That Energy.

I'd Just Love To Sit At Home, Wake Up At 10am, Go To My Own Office With My Dog, And Write A Movie. I Don't Know If I'm Capable Of Doing That Though. I Think I'll Just End Up Playing Minecraft And Self-destructing.

I Wish People Used Wishes To Modify Themselves Instead Of Others. Wish To Be Low Maintenance. Wish To Be Autonomous, Even.

Technology Changes The Medium. I Grew Up On Watching A Box In My Living Room That Made My Parents Happy. After Something Is Gone, The Dust Will Settle And I'll See What's Next.