You Won't Find A Vampire In A

Silver, Gold - I Don't Discriminate! I Like Sparkly Things.

People Fidget. They Are Compelled To Look Engaged In An Activity, Or Purposeful. Vampires Can Just Occupy Space Without Feeling Obliged To Justify It.

They Say There's No Harm In Daydreaming, But There Is.

What I Think I'll Do Is I'll Do My Best To Yank Debbie Out Of Me By The Roots. And Then I'll Turn Up On Your Doorstep, One Day When You Least Expect It, And I'll Hope By Then You Will Have Given Up On Your Vampire.

That's Just Not Right," Sam Muttered. "claude Needs To Keep His Pants On.