You Wanna Know How Good Bacon Is?

That's My Private Business. Besides, The Perception Is That People That Believe In God Are Stupid.

I Think Stand-up Comedy Is This - It's This Kind Of Indulgence And Narcissism.

Award Shows Are Really Silly. I'm Very Happy For The People That Win The Awards, And I Can Say They're Really Silly, But I Would Love To Get One. So I Also Know Wasting Time On That Is Pointless.

I Don't Curse On Stage, But I Feel Like I Curse More Because I Have Kids And In Front Of My Kids. Not Intentionally.

In Indiana, I Wasn't Anything Special. But In New York, I've Gone Out With Girls With Purple Hair Who Go Out With Me Because I'm Exotic!