You Think I Look Like A Teletubby?

People Who Get Through Life Dependent On Other People's Possessions Are Always The First To Lecture You On How Little Possessions Count.

I Exercise Hard And The Reason I Do Is So That I Can Earn The Things I Like To Consume.

And Roast Beef And Yorkshire Pudding Is My Personal Signature Dish.

You're Mugging Old Ladies Every Bit As Much If You Pinch Their Pension Fund

I Loved Writing 'two Brothers' More Than Anything Else I Have Written. It's The First Book I've Written That I've Always Known I Wanted To Write. Having Said That, It Also Kept Me Awake At Nights.