You Shouldn't Punish Others For Your Own

The Habitually Punctual Make All Their Mistakes Right On Time.

Committees Have Become So Important Nowadays That Subcommittees Have To Be Appointed To Do The Work.

Only Mediocrities Rise To The Top In A System That Won't Tolerate Wave Making.

A Rut Is A Grave With The Ends Knocked Out.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Lie, Lie Again.