You Should Never, Ever Be Understood Completely.

You Never Know How Things Will Work Out. After All The Bad Reasons In The World, Some Good Came Out.

I Hate Death; It Takes People Away From You. You're Left Feeling Rudderless.

I Love Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Because They're Bringing Irony Back Into American Humor, Which Is A Delicious Treat. The Entire Colbert Persona Of Being Extreme Right-wing When He's Not At All Is Highly Amusing. He Does It So Well, But Sometimes A Little Too Well. My Wife Is Convinced He's Completely That Way.

I Never Wore A Studded Leather Jacket, Y'know. Ne-va! If I Had Had The Money I Wouldn't Have Spent It On Shit Like That.

It's Quite Sad To See How Many People I've Known Over That Years That Just Die Off, You Know Like Wilted Flowers. Well, There's Something To Be Said For Flowers In The Dustbin.