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It’s Kahlua, Sage. Packed With Sugar And Coffee Flavor.

Did You Know That It's A Lot Harder To Put Organs Back In The Body Than It Is To Get Them Out?

It Was A Lame Excuse, And I Knew That Wasn't The Reason He Was Canceling. If He Wanted To Avoid Me, I Would Have Preferred He Made Up Something About How He And The Other Guardians Had To Up Moroi Security Or Practice Top-secret Ninja Moves.

I Loved You And You Destroyed Me. You Took My Heart And Ripped It Up. You Might As Well Have Staked Me.

Bringing Children Into It Was Just Low, I Decided. At Least Heʹd Left Puppies Out.