You See How It Is, My Dear

When The Heart Is Full It Runs Out Of The Eyes.

Remember, You Must Not Sleep At The Seder. If You Do, Elijah The Prophet Will Come With A Bag On His Shoulders. On The Two First Nights Of Passover, Elijah The Prophet Goes About Looking For Those Who Have Fallen Asleep At The Seder, And Takes Them Away In His Bag.

No Matter How Bad Things Get, You Got To Go On Living, Even If It Kills You.

Gossip Is Nature's Telephone.

Each Jew Must Either Give Or Take Tzedakah [charity] For Passover.