You Say Tomato, I Say Bourbon And

The First Monopoly Game I Played With My Brothers, I Hated Losing So Much, I Just Had To Beat Them.

Yeah, Apparently Chasing A Bus Uses Different Muscles Than Sitting And Eating.

Nothing's Funny About Someone Who's Successful.

I'm Down To Earth; People Sense That And They Appreciate It.

Oh, You Hate Your Job? Why Didn't You Say So? There's A Support Group For That. It's Called Everybody, And They Meet At The Bar.