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I Can't Do That. I'm Already The Single Guy Living In His Parents' House. I Can't Be Seen Digging A Grave In The Middle Of The Night.

Welcome To 'who's Line Is It Anyway' The Show Where Everything's Made Up And The Points Don't Matter. That's Right The Points Are Just Like Canada.

The Hardest Diet I Was Ever On Was The One When I Was Fat. You Can Only Wear Fat Clothes, You Don't Feel Good, Your Sex Life Gets Damaged, You Don't Have Energy For Anything. It's Horrible.

I Moved From Cleveland To L.a. With A Girlfriend, We Broke Up, And I Lived Out Of My Car For A Year And A Half, On The Road With Nothing On My Mind But Getting My Act Good Enough To Be On 'the Tonight Show.'

I Am Happy That I Ran The Half-marathon, But To Me, Just Running And Saying That I Finished A Race Isn't Enough For Me. I Want To Run The Race As Best As I Can. Working Out For Pants Size Isn't Enough. I Need A Goal Or A Race To Get Back On The Treadmill Every Day.