You’re In Competition With Everyone.

...the Music Seems Creepy, Like When Children Sing In A Horror Movie

It's Harder To Make Something Good When You Can't Curse All The Time.

Either Way, Everything Will Be Fine. But If You Have An Opinion, Please Feel Free To Offer It To Me Through The Gap In The Door Of A Public Restroom. Everyone Else Does.

Somewhere Around The Fifth Or Seventh Grade I Figured Out That I Could Ingratiate Myself To People By Making Them Laugh. Essentially, I Was Just Trying To Make Them Like Me. But After A While It Became Part Of My Identity.

I Like To Crack The Jokes Now And Again, But It's Only Because I Struggle With Math.