You Ought To Know That October Is

The Sole Perfection Which Modern Civilization Attains Is A Mechanical One; Machines Are Splendid And Flawless, But The Life Which Serves Them Or Is Served By Them, Is Neither Superb Nor Brilliant, Nor More Perfect Nor More Graceful; Nor Is The Work Of The Machines Perfect; Only They, The Machines, Are Like Gods.

Among Human Beings, A Cat Is Merely A Cat; Among Cats, A Cat Is A Prowling Shadow In A Jungle.

Dumb Dog. I Bought A Dog Whistle. He Won't Use It.

A Guy Wanted The Vet To Cut His Dog's Tail Off. The Vet Asked Why. Well, My Mother In Law Is Visiting Next Month And I Want To Eliminate Any Possible Indication That She Is Welcome.

Let No One Think That Real Gardening Is A Bucolic And Meditative Occupation. It Is An Insatiable Passion, Like Everything Else To Which A Man Gives His Heart.